Note: This is an older post from my Blogger days.
Allforusandnothingforu, an other-worldly, outsized outsourcing company, is looking for a super-duper IT guru. This ideal candidate will have a B.S., M.A. and PhD in everything, strong lying and passing the puck skills, the ability to lift 1000 pounds, be a team suck-up and adapt to the company’s tunnel vision. Must be willing to be part of an on-call rotation and able to work 24/7. We offer a competitive salary (as compared to Walmart), non-paid holidays, 2 weeks vacation (when we can spare you), generous (read Obamacare) health package and a 401k plan, guaranteed by a top Wall Street firm, to be there when you retire. Continue reading
